What was the last wedding you went to? Were you in the wedding?
Must have been my Aunty Geraldine's wedding, I think? I was about. Uh. I don't remember. It was a loooooooong time ago. I was wee. That's how long ago it was.
And no, I wasn't in the wedding. We were guests, but not given important parts. My Aunty Fiona was a bridesmaid though, I think.
I mean, srsly. I have a thousand aunts and uncles and we've never been anything important at their weddings. My family blow.
