Enormous Penis

Whenever life gets you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when you're all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody's there to throw you a line If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry bout a thing Got the world on a string Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues) I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are coming to stay I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants And the feeling's like a sunshiney day I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis And everything is goin' my way (whistling) (ad lib solo) PE-E-NIS (end ad lib solo) Everybody I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are coming to stay I got great big amounts in the place where it counts And the feeling's like a sunshiney day I take a look at my enormous penis And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster) Everything is going' my way (my meat is murder) Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter) Everything is goin' my waaaaaay yummmm